| Mr. Happy Chainsaw |
| By tgr |
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I made the mistake of dropping a smiley face pin at the scene of the first bloodbath. Now the newspapers call me |
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I fight crime and injustice by night, but it doesn't pay the bills, so I use my skills to earn a meager living in the logging trade. Would my boss pay me more if he knew I was cutting trees with an enchanted chainsaw? Would he give me a promotion if he knew I was the infamous |
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I'll never know. I must keep my identity a secret. And though the saw screams in my mind for the blood of sinners, I feed it only wood from 9 to 5. |
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When night comes, the chainsaw feeds. The victims of its blade are sent to burn in the flames of hell, like logs in a fireplace. I no longer sleep. I no longer eat. Sometimes I wish I could lead a normal life. Sometimes I wish I could remember what a normal life is. |
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