| Rick Danger |
| By Fraulein Meow |
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http://bovineinversus.com |
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I'm Rick Danger, man of action, man of leisure. Yeah, I can wield a chainsaw. Bethca never saw somebody with six toes on each foot before. |
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It's about time I went international. Met a guy named Woody once. Slick haircut, rich parents, the works. We didn't quite see eye to eye. Yeah, Woody's still around. In a wheelchair. |
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You see, I'm like a shark. Always nosing around in deep waters, searching for that single molecule of blood. I run with the couger of the mountain. I soar with the eagle in the eye of the storm. You can think of me as an angel. An angel of God. |
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My baby sent me a telegraph all hopped up on nitroglycerin and jump-starts, said something about a dwarf running for president in the tunnels under the invisible bean shack. Jesus, I don̢۪t have time for this, I̢۪m a busy man. |
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