| The Screaming Tree |
| By Evan |
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There was a time that I lived in the woods...a long time ago, when I was very young. But I was the same size as I am now (which is huge). Also, from birth I knew how to use a chainsaw. |
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Here I am, at age 7. I'm cutting this tree for fun! Yah, look at that blade cut through the wood. If this tree could bleed, that's what it would be doing right now. |
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I put this tree in a stand to keep it from squirming around, which worked quite well, and kept my conscience nice and clean! |
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This tree is vomiting from the pain, but I just closed my eyes. It also had a record glued to the end of its trunk - I played it, and it was the lost |
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In the end, I did the same thing to every tree that I killed - I burned them. As you can see, my house was built out of sacks of flower and bails of hay. |
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So the moral of the story is - kill. Kill everything that can't kill you back. |
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