| effective logging |
| By kellen |
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When cutting trees, it is important that you hold the chainsaw steadily, using both hands. |
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Be sure that the chainsaw is fully accelerated before beginning a cut. This is necessary to ensure that you retain complete control at all times. |
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If you don't think this chainsaw will cut straight through your penis, you're wrong mister... Dead wrong. I've seen it happen more times than you can shake a stick at. Hold on to the damn thing, would you? |
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This is serious business. I knew a guy who worked with a chainsaw in one hand and a Big Gulp in the other. Cut his dick off and damn near took mine with it. Lucky for me I had the presence of mind to deflect the thing with his freshly dismembered cock. Yep, Lucky for me. |
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