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Instructions For Johannes
By Sandren
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In my remote cabin, somewhere on the other side of the earth, on a cold winters night in front of the fire; I pick up a pen, a blank sheet of paper and begin to illustrate the uses of my invention for an old friend; may he find these instructions worth the gold he paid.
-Professor P. Ernswtewistonson, Inventor of the chainsaw
A) HOLD CHAINSAW UPRIGHT AT AN ANGLE TO TREE
B) TURN ON MOTOR, GENTLY EASE SAW INTO TREE
C) INCREASE PRESSURE ON TO THE TREE, SLICING ALL THE WAY THROUGH. STOP AND TURN OFF MOTOR
I pondered the heavy price my friend paid for my instructions as I stared into the fire.
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