Instructions For Johannes |
By Sandren |
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In my remote cabin, somewhere on the other side of the earth, on a cold winters night in front of the fire; I pick up a pen, a blank sheet of paper and begin to illustrate the uses of my invention for an old friend; may he find these instructions worth the gold he paid. -Professor P. Ernswtewistonson, Inventor of the chainsaw |
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A) HOLD CHAINSAW UPRIGHT AT AN ANGLE TO TREE |
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B) TURN ON MOTOR, GENTLY EASE SAW INTO TREE |
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C) INCREASE PRESSURE ON TO THE TREE, SLICING ALL THE WAY THROUGH. STOP AND TURN OFF MOTOR |
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I pondered the heavy price my friend paid for my instructions as I stared into the fire. |
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