| Message to extraterrestrials |
| By Petra Quilitz |
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Fellow citizens of the universe. We present to you what's notable about the human race so that you might get to know us and we can share and exchange our evolved ideas of civilization and culture. |
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The human race likes to build machines with which to destroy stuff. See here an example of a member of our race cutting of a piece of another living being from earth with the help of a machine called CHAIN SAW. Note that we dont'r really plan on destroying other living creatures, it just |
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Besides cutting, we also like burning, chopping, suffocating, evaporizing, exploding, tearing, mashing, shredding, disgracing, vandalizing, soiling, insulting, ignoring, torturing, and plain old killing. |
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This is the part we like best. It gives us a good feeling to destroy something. It gives us a feeling as if we acutally did something meaningful. |
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After we have destroyed something, we will then use it, eat it or get rid of its remains by burning, cooking, exploding, burying or hiding. |
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Thank you for your attention. Have a good day. |
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