Three Little Pigs |
By Nick Madeira |
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There were once three little pigs. Pigs in thick overalls, with heavy machinery. |
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*WHIRRRRRR* "Yikes, this is so much harder to work than straw!" exclaimed the first. |
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"I told you guys, right? This time we're staying, wolf or no wolf." said his brother pig. |
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"And I don't care if bricks ARE stronger, they're just not ME" cried the third. |
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And soon enough, they sat down to dinner in their log cabin, remembering a time when a chimney and a healthy blaze would put paid to any wily predator. |
But now things were different. Any pig with designs on life needed more than a chimney. They couldn't even be sure if the chainsaws would be enough. Still, if they didn't work, there was always the flamethrower. |
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